BEHOLD this is the CHICKEN HEAD VORTEX. Once in a blue moon a chicken will shake her head so fast she BENDS SPACE AND TIME. The result is JUST LIKE A BLACK HOLE even though BLACK HOLES AND VORTEXES ARE NOT THE SAME THING. Try to avoid getting sucked into the CHICKEN HEAD VORTEX, for chances of being TRANSPORTED TO THE CHICKENVERSE! Beware through, if your caught observing this phenomenon the chicken will give you the GLARE OF DEATH, for you are NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHICKEN HEAD VORTEX!!!